{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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